Gummi Bear
The Gummi Bear appears confident, strong, ready. Bring it on.
Even under extreme pressure, the Gummi Bear maintains its general
shape.
A close up view reveals the Gummi Bear's height and width has
expanded, and its depth is a mere 1/10th the original size. Yet, there
are no complaints from the Gummi Bear.
But what is this! Incredible! Soon after being removed from the
pressure test, the Gummi Bear returns back to its normal shape! It's
true! Try it yourself. Next time you are eating Gummi Bears, pinch one
of them as hard as you can. Even put one under a book and stand on the
book. The Gummi Bear will come right back to shape.
SCORE: 3 |
Chocolate
Bunny
The Chocolate Bunny awaits the test. Perhaps a bit nervous. None the
less, the Chocolate Bunny will not back down from a challenge.
OUCH! That has got to hurt. Like a two-bit thief under a smoky, hot lamp
in
a good cop/bad cop routine, the Chocolate Bunny cracks under pressure.
Reduced to a jigsaw puzzle, the Chocolate Bunny has no ability to
return to its original form (without the assistance of glue, nails,
and perhaps some duct tape).
SCORE: 1 |
Marshmallow
Chick
The Marshmallow Chick is tentatively ready for the test. The
Marshmallow Chick would rather be someplace else. However, we told the
Marshmallow Chick the test would not hurt.
We lied and we have no remorse. The Marshmallow Chick looks like it
wants to scream. However, under the extreme pressure, the Marshmallow
Chick can do nothing but hope for mercy.
After being removed, the Marshmallow Chick retains part of its
original form.
However, its recovery is only partial as this Marshmallow Chick can be
mailed home without using extra postage. It is believed this
Marshmallow Chick is currently working as a super model somewhere in the south
of France.
SCORE: 2 |