Awards:

Awards? My, aren't we being just a bit conceited. In fact, more than just a bit. We are just plain being a byte conceited. ... Sorry. Nerd humor.

Comments:

"The things I do for the betterment of humanity!"
- a renowned web site developer, Gummi Bear test specialist, and mutation volunteer

"Just in case you didn't already know it; you're weird, and it is good." (9/13/2002)
- an objective visitor

"You lesser mortals are too ignorant to fully understand the power at work here. You call this site madness. But is it truly madness to pursue the great mysteries of candied foods whose answers so often elude us? Is it madness to lure people to this place and brainwash them with colorful pictures and witty quotes? IS THIS MADNESS...OR GENIUS???!!!" (8/16/2002)
- an anonymous visitor

"Dear Sad and Strange Man, I have no problem with your surreal experimentation on gummi bears...it's the Marshmallow Peeps that greatly offends me." (8/8/2002)
- an anonymous visitor

"Long live your insanity!" (4/5/2002)
- an objective visitor

"After viewing your site, I have decided to take up professional clowning and devote my life to making balloon animals for small, frightened children. Before, I wanted to be an engineer. Thank you for the enlightenment." (7/11/2001)
- an anonymous visitor

"Do u know how many people u frighten w/this nonsense?" (5/29/2001)
- an anonymous visitor

"I am disgusted, and so is my dog." (5/29/2001)
- an anonymous visitor

"Does his boss know about this website?" (3/3/2001)
- an objective visitor

"Those who persist in their follies will become wise." (11/30/2000)
- an anonymous visitor

"And I thought the movie The Exorcist was scary." (11/1/2000)
- an anonymous visitor

"Things like cholesterol, smoking, driving fast and flying used to scare me. I am no longer afraid to die." (10/31/2000)
- an objective visitor

"Do you know there are starving children in Africa with no Gummi Bears?" (10/27/2000)
- an objective visitor

"Crazy, nuts, insane, out there, gone, fried, flipped, coo-coo, unbalanced, wacko, postal, short circuited and looped come to mind." (10/22/2000)
- an anonymous visitor

"I stepped out of the darkness, and there they were, every color represented (no longer a dream), I was awakened by the reality that escapes the Mind." (10/22/2000)
- formally an objective human visitor, but now, "a space that echoes the principles laid down here by a renowned web site developer"

"When I showed the site to my husband, he just looked quietly at me and then said.....'this guy is your friend?'" (10/20/2000)
- an anonymous visitor

"I thought the years would help you adjust to the outside world a little better. Apparently I was wrong!" (10/20/2000)
- an anonymous visitor

"The creative mind... what a terrible thing to waste." (10/20/2000)
- an anonymous visitor

"ARE YOU INSANE????" (10/20/2000)
- an objective visitor

"You are a sick and twisted man." (10/20/2000)
- an objective visitor

"I don't know where you get the inspiration for such stupidity but it appears that you just have a gift." (10/20/2000)
- an objective visitor

"I'm afraid... very afraid..." (10/7/2000)
- a not-so-renowned web site developer and an anonymous visitor

"Let me get this straight. While most people in your profession have been working hard becoming .COM millionaires, you created this." (10/5/2000)
- an anonymous visitor

"... maybe you shouldn't show [this] to any female friends until about the 700th date." (10/5/2000)
- an objective visitor

"Come home son." (10/4/2000)
- an anonymous visitor (but I have a pretty good guess who it is)

"Never have I seen something so disturbing as this." (10/3/2000)
- an objective visitor

"We love you very much...please let the gummi bears go...nobody is going to hurt you...you are going to be alright." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"I put you in the genius realm along with the guy who invented the Yugo." (10/2/2000)
- an anonymous visitor

"This is the most bizarre site I have ever seen." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"I'm a little worried about your sanity!" (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"I have an appointment with the psychiatrist later this week." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"Now I'm scared." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"... your website is very cute!" (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"I'm outraged at such violence. Gummy Bears are our friends and the atrocities that you have committed are unforgivable." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"It's good to know that your sanity is still in question." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"... the strangest journey this side of electric shock therapy." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"Never before had any of us experienced such genius and disturbed behavior at the same time." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"Personally, I am re-thinking all of my assumptions about life and the boundaries of human existence and rational behavior." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor

"YOU ARE CRAZY." (10/2/2000)
- an objective visitor"

"I am not bald. I am simply too tall for my hair."
- a man with more hair on his butt than on top of his head

"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
A dead puppy lies on an August baked highway.
I am hungry, I wish I had a cheese and pickle sandwich."
- a surrealist poet

"I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE. WITH TRUTH AND JUSTICE I WILL DEFEAT ALL OF YOU, YOU VERMIN SCUM, AND YOUR FRAIL BODIES OF PRIDE WILL ROT INTO VILE, STENCH FILLED CARCASSES FROM THE ACIDITY DEEP IN MY BELLY OF VICTORY AS I ENJOY THE SWEET TASTE OF TOTAL DOMINATION ALONG WITH THE AFTER TASTE AS I BELCH UP YOUR TRULY PITIFUL ATTEMPTS OF INTIMIDATION!!!!!! IF IT IS WAR YOU WANT, IT IS WAR YOU WILL GET!"
- a renowned web site developer

"I am very afraid of naked sock puppets, . . . and squirrels."
- sadly, also a renowned web site developer

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- a goldfish or possibly a piece of fruit such as a kiwi

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