Gummi Bear
The Gummi Bear "bears" down, so to speak, as its head is
painfully peeled from its body.
Head severed, the Gummi Bear shows no fear and philosophizes
the contradiction of an existential being in a closed, random system.
Moderate pressure is applied to re-attach the head to the body.
And the head re-attaches itself! Holy Cow! Is there nothing the Gummi
Bear cannot do? Go ahead. Try it yourself.
SCORE: 3 |
Chocolate
Bunny
The Chocolate Bunny maintains a smile even after its head is
unevenly snapped off.
With the head detached, the Chocolate Bunny ponders the
significance of its existence.
Moderate pressure is applied to re-attach the head. Unfortunately, the
head crumbles.
The re-attachment proves unsuccessful.
SCORE: 1 |
Marshmallow
Chick
You can almost hear the Marshmallow Chick as its head is slowly
stripped from its body.
At first, the Marshmallow Chick is impressed. Always wanting to
lose some weight from its somewhat bloated body, the Marshmallow Chick
actually thinks it has lost 90% of its body weight.
Moderate pressure applied to re-attach the head also causes slight
body disfiguration.
The re-attachment is moderately successful.
SCORE: 2 |
