Gummi Bear
The Gummi Bear stands alone with courage. It appears not afraid
and ready for the challenge.
Enduring great pain, the Gummi Bear realizes the hostile
environment it now calls home. Knowing it cannot survive in its
current form, the Gummi Bear changes its molecular composition and
adapts to the environment.
In addition, the Gummi Bear has developed a defense mechanism knowing
that the hostile environment has changed the rules. Anyone or thing
that touches the newly formed Gummi Bear becomes part of the Gummi
Bear. There is no escape and the Gummi Bear only grows stronger.
SCORE: 3 |
Chocolate
Bunny
The Chocolate Bunny appears relaxed apparently unaware of the
hideous torture that lies ahead. Perhaps our friend the Chocolate
Bunny thinks this is a tanning salon?
Reality hits the Chocolate Bunny like hell hitting an ice cube.
Offering up some resistance at first, the Chocolate Bunny quickly
beaks down, losing control of vital bodily functions.
Soon after, the Chocolate Bunny begins to burn. If you listen quietly,
you can almost hear its silent scream.
SCORE: 1 |
Marshmallow
Chick
You can almost sense the fear of the Marshmallow Chick. Although
it is oblivious to the gruesome pain that is the microwave test, the
Marshmallow Chick fears everything.
What is this? The Marshmallow Chick appears to be feeding off of
the energy of the microwave. It appears to be growing stronger, and
bigger. Its hideous! Its form has become repugnant and morbid, yet I
can't look away.
Soon, the Marshmallow Chick collapses onto itself into a flat, burnt,
gooey mess. The aroma of its spent body, along with that of the
Chocolate Bunny, has me wishing for graham crackers and a camp fire.
SCORE: 2 |
